"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx 

"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates