The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? -- Irv Kupcinet
If I was you I would have sex with me
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
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