Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting, but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self defence.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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