I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. - Chief Justice Earl Warren
"Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter"
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. - Woodrow Wilson
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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