true patriotism:

"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"

--Edward Abbey

If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
    with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
    obvious to the first unqualified person.

Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. 

     - Harry Browne 

* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.

ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
   Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!