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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

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AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
   There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
   don't believe this to be a coincidence.


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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries

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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown


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