We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under polluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries
Life is a great bundle of little things. --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"I really, really hate people." "Me too. That's why I work tech support." -- unknown
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