DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances