"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !