I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder

Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau 

"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
 necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
                        -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com