I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan" - W. Zevon
Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"I can get anything to go in..." -- Karen
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