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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
   law.
   -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
   he failed to pay his taxes.


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"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"              
                                                        - W. Zevon

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Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're
talking about.

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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen


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