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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
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* When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
       year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken
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"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun
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