"Procrastinate Now!"

I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

   My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
   She interrupts