"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

(Einstein) 

"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
"Humankind."

-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.