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"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
                        -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
                                (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)
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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.
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"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))
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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
the necessities.

Frank Lloyd Wright
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