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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.


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"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my
     dark solitude."

                                                   --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry

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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

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