If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -- Old Yiddish proverb
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
"The dreams in my spirit mirror the solitude of my dark solitude." --Z. Hazel Ballantine, O My Poetry
"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..." -- Homer Simpson
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Lazarus Long
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