"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

"Sisko or Spock?"
"Spock! Those pointy ears'd give me something to hang onto!"

-- me, Gail Miller

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
                        -- fortune

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
       Hoffman