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Today's quotes [10.13.05]

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
 But, in practice, there is. " 
    - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

                                               -Gloria Steinam

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No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.


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