Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. " - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -Gloria Steinam
No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself. - Robert Heinlen
I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
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