* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry

"I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won..."
                        -- Adrian

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.

"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
 all and in the darkness bind them."
                        -- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery