There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... 

    -- Robert Byrne

"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

That shoe fits him like a glove.

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger