- The longer the title, the less important the job.
* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
"I don't want a long, hard anything." -- Karen
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"
"Seal Greasing Station" "Strut Rod Grinding" -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
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