There's just no pleasin' some women at all. Just the other day I was
   trying to read the paper and naturally, my wife picked that moment to
   begin a discussion. I heard her say "...and then I went to see Dr.
   Gibbons." I grunted a reply, and she raised her voice saying, "Are you
   listening to me?"
   
   I put the paper down and said, "Yes sweetheart, I heard every word.
   You said you went to see Dr. Gibbons. So... how is he ???"
   
   Would y'all believe she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening ?


  

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the 
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is 
punishable by death.

Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry
when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting
to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office
was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and
said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening,
you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said.
"You don't even know where your way to the post office."