Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun

If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for 
cheating?
                             
                                     --Alex Hull

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
   reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
   other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
   --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]