Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" --Mark Twain
"How tall are you?" "Six foot seven." "Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." - Mae West
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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