"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner." 

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
       each other." -- Eric Hoffer

"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler

A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.