"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it." -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer" album
"P.S. There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on the shelf across from you in the cafeteria." -- James "Kibo" Parry
"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?" -- Cathy Jenkins
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps." -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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