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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
                        -- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


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"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.


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