I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."

                                         --Edward Abbey

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

Mediocrity thrives on standardization.