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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."
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Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
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Simplicity is always a virtue. 

     - Edward Abbey
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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