"Development is the realization of human potential." - Ghandi
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self defence.
When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven, and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist. Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --- Gilda Radner
Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder
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