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"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 

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* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.


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When virtue and modesty enlighten her charms, the lustre of
               a beautiful woman is brighter than the stars of heaven,     
               and the influence of her power it is in vain to resist.     

                                                    Akhenaton (c. B.C. 1375)

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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


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Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

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