"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 

Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."