"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche

And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
        
                                         --Longfellow