I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
   woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God the
   Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
   -- Quentin Crisp

"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson

The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)