Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.--John Wayne
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -- Oscar Wilde
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries
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