"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?" "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there is symmetry." -- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain
No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky
"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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