"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.

David Letterman

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

                                                - Paul Rodriguez

As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny