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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen
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"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin
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   When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
   The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
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"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
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