"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe

"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do 
                    you really need a horn?

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey