Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
 collectable bubblegum cards?"
                        -- DAAS Songbook

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988