Hasidic Saying: "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries."
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." James H. Kabbler III.
"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way." -Cathy Middleton-
"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Have you seen a doctor?" "No, just spots."
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