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Hasidic Saying: 
     "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."

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First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  


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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

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"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."

                                        -Cathy Middleton-


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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots." 

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