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"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
                        -- Lynn Howard
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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
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   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.
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"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

                                       - Roseanne
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