The English think soap is civilization.

                                   - - - Heinrich von Treitschke

"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

     - Dave Carhart 

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory." 

Joan Rivers.