Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.
I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore? 

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart
and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.
When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.
The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks 
quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took 
five or six pills at once you might." 

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing 
aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can 
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a 
conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!"
"You don't say," said his friend. "What kind is it?"
The proud owner consulted his wristwatch and answered, "Twenty minutes 
after two." 

   Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
   
   The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."
   
   "What do you mean?" the guy says. "You can't tell the difference?"
   
   "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what..
   Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if
   she finds her way back, don't fuck her."