A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was
stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did
not admit Jews.
 The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no
room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said, "But your
sign says that you have vacancies."  The desk clerk
stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not
admit Jews.  Now if you will try the other side of town..."
 Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you
know I converted to your religion."
 The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test.
How was Jesus born?"
 Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary
in a little town called Bethlehem."
 "Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
 Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
 "That's right," said the hotel clerk.  "And why was he born in a
manger?"
 Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the
hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Make a tire and call it a good year.

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.....

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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?



There is no difference.

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I
   just won the lottery!"
   She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the
   mountains?"
   He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"