gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???

They turn it upsidedown.


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Why do bankers make great lovers? 

     They know the penalty for early withdrawal. 

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?
A: They both fuck up bowings.

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" 
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the 
dog up and has a good look at its eyes. 
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down" 
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man. 
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger