Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each
prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks a piece I'll take a few
prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on
the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to
criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a
treadmill and generate electricity. And if they don't want to run, they
can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator. 

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an
          airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16
          bills.