"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course

"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

     - Parker