Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.

Elayne Boosler

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.