* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
       anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson

"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr

"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup