"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
         Red Buttons

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown

"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey