"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

When there's a will, I want to be in it! 

"Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " 
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) 

Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.