"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo... I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a Conservative at sixty has no head. --Disraeli
"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille." -- Discordian Quote File
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O! Are a sea ell ee? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Aye, de eye owe tea. -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
"Luke I am your father... and your brother." -- A redneck Vader
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